What Kind of All-American Beer Are You?

What Kind of All-American Beer Are You?

9 years ago
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by Ricky L. Potts, Jr., CCAM, CML, CMP

For some reason, I get emails from Liquor.com. I get them on a daily basis, so either my email is trying to tell me something… Or I signed up for a mailing list some time ago. Regardless, the content is good, and is usually filled with recipes and other lifestyle content. Like a quiz that I got today titled What Kind of All-American Beer Are You? So I took the quiz and wanted to share the results with you here today.

1. What’s your favorite televised sport?

  1. Basketball
  2. Football
  3. Tennis
  4. Golf

Um… That is an easy one. Golf!

2. Pick the most memorable American slogan:

  1. Only you can prevent forest fires!
  2. Loose lips sink ships.
  3. We can to it!
  4. Where’s the beef?

Smokey Bear!!! That is really the only one I remember. I think the “Where’s the beef?” comes from Wendy’s, but I could be wrong.

3. Who was/is your favorite late night talk show host?

  1. Conan O’Brien
  2. Johnny Carson
  3. Dave Letterman
  4. Jay Leno

I don’t watch a lot of late night TV, but I would have to say Dave Letterman. He is the most memorable for me. I am too young to remember Johnny Carson.

4. Time to hit the ballpark: What’s your snack of choice?

  1. Cracker Jack
  2. Hot Dog
  3. Nachos
  4. Fried Oreos

It doesn’t get much more American than a hot dog… But I do like nachos. I remember the last baseball game I went to. It was during Spring Training and Tiger had just WD from a golf tournament. I had my plate of nachos in one hand and my phone in the other. I look up and see a baseball coming right at me. The guy beside me ended up catching the ball, but I wasn’t giving up my phone. That ball almost landed in a plate of nachos! #memories

5. The ultimate old-school American muscle car, in your opinion is?

  1. 1969 Dodge Charger
  2. 1964 Ford Thunderbolt
  3. 1967 Pontiac GTO
  4. 1969 SC/Rambler

I am not a car guy… But out of those, I would take the GTO. I drove a Pontiac in high school, and I miss that car. It was fast!

6. If you could only listen to one Bruce Springsteen tune for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

  1. “Badlands”
  2. “Streets of Philadelphia”
  3. “Born in the USA”
  4. “Dancing in the Dark”

Oh, that is tough… I LOVE “Streets of Philadelphia” but “Born in the USA” is a classic. I guess “Born in the USA” because I was born in the USA!

That was fun. As I was reading these I was trying to think about what beer it would be… I am thinking, based on my answers, it will be Budweiser. Here it goes… Result: You’re a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Awesome!!! Out of all the cheap domestic beers out there, I would order a PBR before a Bud Light or a Miller Lite. Heck, I went to Chicago to drink 19 bottles of Old Style earlier this month. So PBR doesn’t upset me. I’ll drink to that.

I encourage you to take the quiz, too. What were your results?

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